"Ran Into My Ex ..."

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User:  So, I was looking at these 4 novelty refrigerator magnets that I got from you a while back and I think at least 1 of them may be problematic for your company. I mean, don’t get me wrong, at the time I bought them I was going through a divorce, and I thought they were funny as hell. They have these vintage drawings of women from the 50s and catchy phrases like ‘Marriage? No thanks. I can’t mate in captivity.’ I guess I really believed that one because I never did get remarried. Another one I liked

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Read "Ran Into My Ex ..." in Vol. 14, Issue 1 of Meniscus Literary Journal.